| Yeah....so....im moving to pennsylvania in june....it fucking sucks...
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| Fred:
Well why don't we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him
back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to
come back?
Elizabeth:
Harpoon him through the head. That won't work Fred.
Fred:
Why not? How many times have you tried it?
I dare you to guess what movie???? if you know then youre almost as much of a loser as i am...BITCH
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| "You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and
pile it all together.And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because
it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover,
now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You
got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up
body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of
your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies'
digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want
to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone
like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one
sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go
through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That
means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every
minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig." |
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| Its monday. school is stupid. we should have the day off.. but no som
ass hole had to go invent salt and melt the ice that the buses could
have slid on and got into a firey crash. anyway.....IM GOING TO JESS'S
AFTER SCHOOL...and i get to hang out with Erica, Jess, and Mike.
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